Gunpowder Soup

Gunpowder Soup Although There Are A Lot Of Football Stories In This Book, It Isn T All About Visits To Away Grounds Millwall, Arsenal, Tottenham, West Ham, Leicester, Liverpool Etc And Other Football Related Essays I Also Talk About Home Games Against Stoke, Chelsea And Man U For InstanceMy Diatribes In My Blogs And Newspaper Columns Are Simply My Way Of Spinning The Balls, Because Sometimes I Like To See What Number They Land On That S AllBut Although I M Known Mostly As A Raconteur And Most Of My Books Can Be Described As Coming From The Humourist Vein In Gunpowder Soup I Also Touch On Some Subjects That Are Surely Going To Upset A Few PeopleI Ve Never Quite Understood The Politically Correct Brigade Hardly Any Subject Is Taboo To The Englishman When He S Laughing No Longer Simply A Fad, Blogging Is Now An Important New Literary Innovation This Book Is Not A Story, And If You Re Looking For A Book That Is All Sweetness And Light, Please Give This One A Miss It S Not For You I Won T Be Offended And I Honestly Wish You A Great Life If Everyone Likes Me, Then I M Not Being Controversial Enough And Trust Me When I Say That In This Book I Get ControversialRight Now The Planet Is Spinning In New And Scary Directions, And This Needs To Be Addressed So Inside The Covers Of This Book I Take A Look At Some Of The Challenges We Re Currently Facing And Some Of My Opinions Are Going To Rattle A Few PeopleSo Why The Title Gunpowder Soup Well, Although My Last Book Was EntitledCommon Sense Policies To Make BRITAIN GREAT Again The Book Before That, Nobody Asked Me, But , Showed A Rabbit Popping Out Of A Tin Of Soup On The Cover Rabbit Pork, Of Course, Is Cockney Rhyming Slang For Talk, And On Than One Occasion I Ve Been Accused Of Rabbiting Away Excessively Mostly At Parties, And Generally By My Wife So Why A Tin Of Soup And Why In Particular Gunpowder Soup Well I Tend To Believe That Everyone Is Born Perfect Nobody Is Born With An Inherent Capacity To Hate It Has To Be Taught All Of Our Experiences Family, School, Work, The Books We Read, The Newspapers We Peruse, The Music We Listen To, Our Friends, Our Social Life, The Opinions Of Those Around Us, Religion, Sports We Play Or Watch, Those We Love And Those Who Love Us, Those We Desire And Those Who Desire Us, Those We Travel With, Our Hopes And Dreams And Ambitions And Achievements, Our Triumphs And Disasters Go Into A Metaphorical Cooking Pot That We Carry With Us Throughout Our Lives All These Ingredients Make Up Our Soup Of LifeNow, When Making A Soup, Once You Ve Added An Ingredient, It S Forever Blended In And You Can T Take It Out Again You Add A Sprinkling Of Finely Chopped Garnish Cumin Or Oregano, And You Can Never Take That Ingredient Out Again Never, Ever, EverSo Say At The Age Of Six You Add Black Pepper Or Rosemary Or Hatred Or Love Or Comedy, From Then Onwards It Ll Always Be Part And Parcel Of Your Soup And As You Add Ingredients The Recipe Of Your Life Evolves, And Before You Know It You Can T Taste The Coriander Or The Love Any , But It S Still There At A Deep Subliminal Level Remember ThatSome People May Not Add Hatred Until They Re In Their Twenties, And Most Of Us Never Add It At All And You Can Never Entirely Erase The Flavour Of A Particular Spice In Soup That S The Metaphorical Significance Of A Tin Of Soup, But Since Writing Nobody It S Becoming Abundantly Clear That We Re Facing Greater Challenges, And If We Re Not Very, Very Careful The Country As We Know It These Pleasant Pastures Green Are Set To Implode What Else Can I Say I Write Like A Finger Up Your Bum I M Either A Pleasant Surprise Or I Make Everything Awkward And Uncomfortable I M Strong Willed, A Bit Outspoken And I Write Exactly What I M Thinking I M Not To Everyone S Taste, But I Have A Good Sense Of Humour, A Dirty Mind And An Honest Heart

Karl Wiggins Author, humourist, raconteur and unfortunately master of dysphemismI m an author with seven books on Kindle, and I ll state right from the start that I have a particular aversion to fellow authors who befriend you and then immediately message you saying, You might like my book check it out I don t do that If people wish to know about my books the information

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  • Kindle Edition
  • Gunpowder Soup
  • Karl Wiggins
  • English
  • 04 April 2019

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