Apart From Breaking Two Of My Mates Noses One In The Ring And One Chasing A Runner I Used To Be Known For My Stories And They Were All True I D Come Back From Distant Shores And Speak Of My Adventures So Much So In Fact That People Used To Say, You Should Write A Book My Diatribes In My Blogs And Newspaper Columns Are Simply My Way Of Spinning The Balls, Because Sometimes I Like To See What Number They Land On That S All But Although I M Known Mostly As A Raconteur And Most Of My Books Can Be Described As Coming From The Humourist Vein In Nobody Asked Me I Touch On Some Subjects That Are Surely Going To Upset A Few People I Ve Never Quite Understood The Politically Correct Brigade Hardly Any Subject Is Taboo To The Englishman When He S Laughing No Longer Simply A Fad, Blogging Is Now An Important New Literary Innovation This Book Is Not A Story, And If You Re Looking For A Book That Is All Sweetness And Light, Please Give This One A Miss It S Not For You I Won T Be Offended And I Honestly Wish You A Great Life If Everyone Likes Me, Then I M Not Being Controversial Enough And Trust Me When I Say That In This Book I Get Controversial Oh, Don T Worry The Humour That My Fans Seem To Enjoy So Much Is Still There, But Right Now The Planet S Spinning In New And Scary Directions, And This Needs To Be Addressed So Inside The Covers Of This Book I Take A Look At Some Of The Challenges We Re Currently Facing And Some Of My Opinions Are Going To Rattle A Few People So Is A Comedy Writer Honestly The Best One To Challenge Some Of The Perceptions We Re Facing Nowadays Well, I Ve Always Believed That If You Can Make People Laugh Then They Tend To Listen To What You Say When You Re Serious And My Goal, My Life S Ambition If You Like, Is To Give Direction To Comedy, Purpose To Satire So Why The Rabbit Popping Out Of A Tin Of Soup On The Cover Well Rabbit Pork Is Cockney Rhyming Slang For Talk, And On Than One Occasion I Ve Been Accused Of Rabbiting Away Excessively Mostly At Parties, And Generally By My Wife But Why A Tin Of Soup Well I Tend To Believe That Everyone Is Born Perfect Nobody Is Born With An Inherent Capacity To Hate It Has To Be Taught All Of Our Experiences Family, School, Work, The Books We Read, The Newspapers We Peruse, The Music We Listen To, Our Friends, Our Social Life, The Opinions Of Those Around Us, Religion, Sports We Play Or Watch, Those We Love And Those Who Love Us, Those We Desire And Those Who Desire Us, Those We Travel With, Our Hopes And Dreams And Ambitions And Achievements, Our Triumphs And Disasters Go Into A Metaphorical Cooking Pot That We Carry With Us Throughout Our Lives All These Ingredients Make Up Our Soup Of Life Now, When Making A Soup, Once You Ve Added An Ingredient, It S Forever Blended In And You Can T Take It Out Again You Add A Sprinkling Of Finely Chopped Garnish Cumin Or Oregano, And You Can Never Take That Ingredient Out Again Never, Ever, Ever So Say At The Age Of Six You Add Black Pepper Or Rosemary Or Hatred Or Love Or Comedy, From Then Onwards It Ll Always Be Part And Parcel Of Your Soup And As You Add Ingredients The Recipe Of Your Life Evolves, And Before You Know It You Can T Taste The Coriander Or The Love Any , But It S Still There At A Deep Subliminal Level Remember That Some People May Not Add Hatred Until They Re In Their Twenties, And Most Of Us Never Add It At All
Karl Wiggins Author, humourist, raconteur and unfortunately master of dysphemismI m an author with seven books on Kindle, and I ll state right from the start that I have a particular aversion to fellow authors who befriend you and then immediately message you saying, You might like my book check it out I don t do that If people wish to know about my books the information
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- Nobody Asked Me, But ....
- Karl Wiggins
- 06 February 2017 Karl Wiggins