Heaven

Heaven0 starsOh my I have to say this was the worst one yet One would believe that when someone has three tries to get something right, that person eventually wouldWhere do I begin Let s start with the fun fact that the dense, smoky forestry in South Carolina can, in fact, hide your sinning asses from the Great Cheezus himself Yup Bet cha you didn t know that Well there you have it So, if you sin beyond imaginable circumstances you now know where to hide your shame riddled face And to help you get there a black jeep They can outrun angels Oh and stay indoors Also, a large college campus can hide you from angelsbeings that watch you in the skybut not at Ole Miss Completely fucking stupid. It s almost as if you have to have an out of body experience as you read this or the sheer stupidity of it would do you in Locked up, key tossed.This is what left me mind bottled Why did the priest that married these two assholes get killed Beth lied to him to sway his decision to marry them saying that it was God s plan That doesn t seem fair that he believed an angel and was killed How was he dealt with so efficiently but Bonnie and Clyde get to resume FUBARing everyone s life they come in contact with and have been doing such FUBARing for a little over a year now Why did I have to sit through 296 pages of mind numbing shenanigans from the bobsy twinswhy why Why was the Archangel Gabriel going to give up his wings for the selfish needs of an adolescent angel and her husband and don t feed me that bullshit about angels are supposed to protect man and that s what he was doing because that seems pretty convenient There is a whole wide world out there that needs a Arch not just some sniveling teenagers with bad case of the sassy times.Is Heaven good or bad I couldn t figure thay shit out.Does God actually know what s going on Ever Cuz I couldn t figure that shit out either It was made to seem like maybe God got in a bit over his head creating the whole worldAnd for all the donuts in Springfield, Why wouldn t Beth, who said repeatedly that she d give herself up because she wanted to take responsibility for her actions just give herself up Take what was coming to her like an adult and then find her way back Boom Story over and Adornetto doesn t have a hit out on her The rascals Beth Wow, Beth She was absurdly self centered I felt it was so in this book than with any other She thought only of herself and how she would get Xavier She didn t care about Gabriel, Ivy, Molly, anyone Just herself How was Beth feeling after she lied the Father Mel and got him killed bad but she still had Xavier How did Beth feel when Xavier had to leave his family with no explanation to follow her around bad but she still had Xavier How did Beth feel when the trail of bodies just kept piling up around her just because they said Hi to her once in passing bad, but she still had Xavier How about when Gabriel was getting his wings CHOPPED the fuck off and Xavier was battling Lucifer Bad But She Still Had Xavier It was sickening.She would say she felt some emotion close to gratitude and then do something that completely contradicted it She would flip flop back and forth about being tired of fighting and wanting a fight She even took on an Avatar State at one point but never once channeled it again fucking weird and stupid Now, I have to say that I don t do the whole God thing Personal choice Yeah, I know, I m going to Hell Thank you The amount of hypocrisy in this book was difficult to swallow Beth found some way to twist every God thing to fit her needs She would go on and on about His will and Her Creator just so that she can explain away the unhealthy relationship she had It was as if Adornetto didn t want to stick to her guns about what it was she exactly believed happened with religion or God She would write one thing but turn around a chapter later and refute it What stay on one side Xavier is part angel.humph Seriously Whatevs I can t take it any Molly was in an unhealthy relationshipper Beth Ha She was also shit on routinely in this book Poor Molls.Gabriel and Ivy Humph That is all.Jake Thorn Welcome back That whole scene was so utterly fucking unnecessary All in all I m so fucking happy to be done with this series that I cried I cried on the last page I also cried during the book at varying parts because my psyche couldn t handle the dribble any Alexandra Adornetto,My disdain for you has only grown since Halo I would ride this wave for all it s worth Honey, because your success was a fluke I am almost afraid to think about how any of this mirrors your real life Or worse yet, how you would want it to Molly wasn t the only one in an unhealthy relationship I really hope you understand that.One day, America will have a chance to be top billing in the world wide race for the title of Country with the Best Education System and these books will be nothing but cinders I hope that I am around to witness that day Until then, I will have my own bonfire.Nearly Cockeyed in California. For some reason, there is a lot of bad review I like the book because I love all book The author work hard for it And i m mad that people are being ass You can dislike the book but you don t have to be bitchy about it How would you like it if you write your own book, and you get a hell of hate message But again, i m no one side Although in my other side, i guess that this hate message to Alexandra Adornetto can enlight her to do better in future writing Sign people these day i don t know what to say any In the beginning, I was just annoyed with the main character Beth, because she still act childish and very stubborn But doing all of this and why she have to do for her beloved make me like her even She sweet and strong Her love for Xavier and going against Heaven for what she truly fights for is the reason why I really respect her Even if the story end beautifully and very teary, I still felt that there some thing that still need to be explain The relationship with Archangel Gabriel and Molly What the hell happened to them Ah, It impossible to write how the Archangel such as him would fall in love I don t think she the author can take the risk of explain how that could happen But it could that she make the reader VERY curious for sure Overall, I like the second better with Jake It was very intense But I would prefer this book over the first one The ending and the whole setting was just beautifully well written. Heaven Must Be Missing An AngelThe Angel Bethany And Her Mortal Love, Xavier, Have Already Pushed The Boundaries Of Heaven With Their Relationship In This Conclusion To The Halo Trilogy, The Two Take Their Love To The Next, Forbidden, Step They MarryAt A Time When They Believe Nothing Will Come Between Them Again, They Are Faced With Their Most Daunting Challenge Yet The Sevens, A Military Order Of Angels Designed To Maintain Balance In The Universe These Soldiers Won T Stop Until Their Job Is Done Capture The Wayward Angel And Send Her HomeSecrets, Exile, And Unexpected Allies Flavor The Rest Of This Intense Love Story And AdventureBeth Discovers There Is Only One Way Back To Earth, But The Cost Is Higher Than She And Readers Ever Imagined If She Can Survive, She Can Prove To Heaven And Earth That There Is Nothing Stronger Than The Power Of Love Am i the only one who liked Jake Ugh Here I was thinking, hey, Heaven can t be so bad if I read it as a parody, right Right Crickets Who am I kidding, it s still terrible The only thing that s remotely amazing is how I ve now managed to finish this series even though I couldn t get past chapter four of the eye gouging turd that was Fallen, but that s neither here nor there Only means this book isn t the biggest pile of crap, but it s still a pile of crap.Where to start Not a revelation at all, after Halo and Hades it s really to be expected, but I ll go ahead and confirm this last installment is as filled with the same melodramatic writing, laughably bad dialogue, and ridiculously overwritten prose as its predecessors Except this time, renegade angel Bethany finally marries longtime flame Xavier, so Adornetto gets to replace her standard cheesy lines with bizarre over the top exchanges that even I had to reread several times because, sorry, I don t get it Then I just decided I didn t need to be enlightened about the intricacies of teen marriage and gave up Consider the following I want to kiss you, I said suddenly I want to kiss my husband I think you need a distraction Xavier sighed I completely agree Not that kind of distraction Ummm WTF As if Beth s preachy attitude and teen marriage as a gesture of eternal love obsession aren t enough shudders , I get lines like I don t even know what that is Take it from here, Gabriel yes he actually says this to Beth You re delusional Yup I mean, Adornetto just keeps adding fuel to the fire, like, come on Beth, don t you know how a safe house works Ummm, when Gabriel AND Ivy tell you to stay indoors, you DO NOT get Xavier to agree to let you wander around the yard and then turn it into a jaunt in the forest so the killer angels after you, who you know are nearby, can find and kill you And judging Molly when she gets engaged because her relationship is totally different from yours, right I just can t But Bethany isn t even the worst thing about Heaven, I survived two books with her so far after all, what s troubling is how the schizophrenic storytelling has gotten even worse much worse Beth and the gang go from hiding in the woods to hiding on a college campus to finally hiding in their hometown umm WTF didn t they all agree at the beginning that staying in Venus Cove was a BAD idea , and somewhere in the middle Lucifer pops up with Jake Thorn in tow, all connected by the most tenuous of logical connections and featuring pointless scenes like Beth and Xavier posing at siblings in college because there will be a make out scene that somebody will interpret as incest, duh , Beth and Xavier making out in the woods even though the angels on their tail can supposedly easily track them unless they re indoors or hiding among a whole bunch of people also, must resist dirty pun involving Xavier s last name , Beth dealing with her high energy err perky roommate, Mary Ellen, and Xavier falling for fellow college student Peyton, leading to this bizarre I don t even know how to describe this dream sequence I dreamed of Peyton and Xavier s wedding, full of rapturous guests and bouquets of flowers just as it should be instead of substitute rings and a dead priest like ours had featured Xavier s entire family was there and Peyton s father gave her away at the altar Mary Ellen was there too, tugging on my sleeve incessantly and crying when Xavier failed to acknowledge her presence.Except Peyton s dropped right after whatever that was and never seen again while Adornetto goes back to dredging up every single college cliche, stereotype, and oversimplified misconception she can think of, sororities, Rush Week, the freshman fifteen come on, I ve been in college longer than I ve been out of college, let s get real Then, there are the indescribably bizarre gems, oh wait, once again I have just the quote Gracious Xavier exclaimed loudly So much for sticking together What a bad wife That alone deserves an extra half star for this book rounded down , I don t know how I could ve have survived otherwise, because at this point the warning signs in my head are all saying in big bold letters, who s editing this Is anyone editing this Why would anyone willingly edit this There are so many plot holes it s not even funny besides the make out session in the woods that goes against common sense and every warning from Gabriel and Ivy, let s see, while Beth and Xavier are hiding in the cabin, Gabriel and Ivy go out but leave the keys to their jeep behind, a couple of days pass, then the two angels drive back in the jeep the same day they left Or, Ivy and Gabriel leave Beth and Xavier alone in a room, and then, three paragraphs later, Beth starts talking to Gabe again Wait, WTF Even Beth admits it Great This is so messed up Yeah, pretty much Lampshading Let s just say this series ends with a huge deus ex machina cop out and I just wasted hours of my life I ll never get back Head desk Oh, and I just looked at the cover Am I the only one who notices her neck is abnormally long Now, I m not one to draw anatomy correctly 24 7but at least I know how to critique myself and find my faults A COVER LIKE THIS HURTS ME.That is THE tiniest ribcage I have ever seen, and her neck looks way awkward arched like that Also, I haven t seen someone so tiny about the waist since Ariel the mermaid For serious.And I didn t know hair could be wings That must be a new development in angel anatomy The silhouette should also still imply foreshortening with arm muscles and size and whatnot, but here, Bethany s arms look like they belong to a five year old.I wanna learn how to bend like that without strain.That s my new goal.Also, Xavier s got quite the pointy moobs.okay I m done. READRaphael belongs to the SWAG club.WHAT HAVE I DONE SWEET SIGNLESS IN A MOTHERFUCKING DREAM BUBBLE, I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.Okay, what the fuck was this story about What was the moral even supposed to beLet s all get married at a young age, have sex, then give up everything for a manAlexandra Adornetto But not really This sums up my feelings this Dolorosa does not approve of this message And neither do I.Okay, let s continue.What the hell was up with rehab Heaven All I could think of was Alcoholics Anonymous What was the point of rehab Heaven Why do people suddenly think it s okay to make Heaven into a weird ass place You know, as a believer of God, I find this book offensive.This book mocks Christianity and shits in its face And what Emily said about Bethany and Xavier is true Those mofos are way too co dependent.Thank God this series is over EDIT CURRENTLY READING The bitch put it in there The fucking comment about marriage is a bond between a woman and a man who love each other Let s begin the rant.Dear Adornetto, marriage is not only about love People marry for money, when they are pressured, and what about those drunk marriages like Britney Spears Exactly, I think I ve proved my point.Also, if two homosexuals love each other, who are you to judge them and condescend them for wanting to marry each other You talk about God, but obviously you re quick to judge You re not God.Adornetto gives a bad name to Christians She really does She has spit on the face of angels Since when did Raphael have swag REALLY Raphael is not some wanna be ghetto kid, okay Thank you ver FUCKING much And really, angel sex Also, why the fuck doesn t Bethany feel and pain when she s having sex for the first time Honestly, Adornetto, if you re a virgin and you re going to write a sex scene, do it right and research DUH, logic.You write blasphemy, Adornetto.And the cover is still as ugly as fuck.Ahh, hell naw, I m too sober fo this Grabs a six pack of Sam Adams That s better.So, what do I think of this book The cover Xavier has some nice tittiesdayum, can I have them Takes a swig Bethany THE FUCK IS THAT That looks NOTHING, and I mean, nothing like an angel It s a.dinosaur Nah, looks like wings over the sun, and look, they re making a heart over the evil sun Takes another swig I m an airship pirate, the only airship pirate.I KNOW this book is going to be bad.UPDATE I decided to have a go at commenting the sypnosis of this bookremember, I m A Goth Reads My Immortal yes, I came up with that commentary that was lovely, but short lived LET S COMMENT Only sixteen when she started the series I began writing my book when I was fourteenI m twenty and I still haven t finished writing my book Ally Adornetto knows how teen hearts beat Really No, no she doesn t , and this long awaited conclusion is certain to be her most popular book yet Most popular to flame Bethany, an angel sent to Earth, and her mortal boyfriend, Xavier, have been to Hell and back Hahahahahaha But now their love will be put to its highest test yet When Bethany discovers she s pregnant , as they defy Heavenly law and marry Best angel EVER They don t tell Beth s archangel siblings, Gabriel and Ivy, but the angels know soon enough, and punishment comes in a terrifying form the Sevens Who are loosely based on the seven deadly sins , who are rogue angels RESEARCH, ADORNETTO bent on keeping Beth and Xavier apart, destroying Gabriel and Ivy, and darkening angelic power in the heavens What was your first clue Seven deadly sins The only way Bethany and Xavier can elude the Sevens is to hide in the open, and blend in with other mortals their own age Haven t they already been doing that Gabriel and Ivy set them up at college, where they can t reveal their relationship, and where there is still danger around each corner Will Bethany be called back to Heaven forever and face leaving the love of her life Yes, please I thought it couldn t get any worse Boy, I was wrong.Bethany Church, or the Paranormal Mary Sue, whichever you want to call her, hasn t changed At all.After Xavier proposed to Bethany at the end of Hades, God made it really clear that this marriage was an abomination Did Xavier and Bethany listen Of course not.So, they get married, cheese cheese blah blah, and OMG A reaper appears to destroy it What should they do Bethany protects Xavier which made the reaper KILL Father Mel, Xavier s family friend DID I JUST READ THAT RIGHT BETHANY, AN ANGEL, KILLED SOMEBODY Okay, not directly, but she caused it.Her response after Gabriel and Ivy arrivedWe didn t know it would happensighs Bethany, you marry a human, which is prohibited by Heaven law, and you didn t know it would happenI doubt that Bethany will realize that, though.So, Gabriel and Ivy tried to reason with her but she Won t ListenBut why This is not fair We only wanted to get married Why can everyone see this from our perspective What we have is TRUE LOVE Selfish, is Bethany s new name.The new plan is to hide them because a group of Slenderman like angels, the Sevens, are out to destroy them Thanks a lot, Bethany, your stupid actions caused a lot of chaosBut I didn t mean it Fuck you and shut up.Gabriel and Ivy produced new identifications which is impossible considering it was made in no time so they could pass as brother and sister in Oxford Okay, pause That s impossible You can t just go to college without filling out applications It takes time, damn it Something that Adornetto doesn t seem to understand So, they get into college and Bethany gets a roommate, Mary Ellen, which is another excuse to mock teenage girls and their sins once again.Blah blah blah, drama with a popular girl wanting Xavier, blah blah blah, a bonfire and record scratches Bethany and Xavier HAVE SEX.Oh, no.The worst part is, they decided not to use a condom because Forget about it So much for the abomination of Nephilim.Blah blah blah, AND MOLLY IS BACK ON THE PLOT Really She moves to Oxford so she could get together with this creepy, controlling, guy named Wade.She s SO over Gabriel, y all.Oh, talking about y all , Adornetto couldn t help but stereotype Southern people Yes, really.NOTHING CHANGED.Then, Hell breaks loose over Xavier and Bethany s marriage Wtf and like, always, Bethany is being selfish I felt my stomach sink to my shoes Was this my fault Were people now dying because of me, because I d been stupid enough to make Lucifer angry Yes, Bethany Thanks for your stupidity, everyone is suffering Get it through your head.Blah blah blah, MARY ELLEN CATCHES THEM MAKING OUT SCANDALOUS BECAUSE THEY RE SUPPOSED TO BE BROTHER AND SISTER BETHANY ERASES HER MEMORY Done.Blah blah blah, SEVENS ATTACK AND KILL XAVIER Wait, what THE BEST THING FROM THIS BOOK, PERIOD.But it doesn t last Blah blah blah, demon possession, blah blah blah, Jake is back, blah blah, Gabriel gets his wings stripped BLAH BLAH BLAH, I don t care view spoiler By the way, she meets Xavier s dead girlfriend, Emily And Xavier is part angel HOLY SHIT Way to go, Adornetto You couldn t help but make him special, could you And apparently this whole mess is because he is part angel and not because Bethany is marrying Xavier Now that s what I call totally missing the point hide spoiler As of 7 9 2012So I finally got around to reading and trying to make sense of the synopsis Only sixteen when she started the series, Ally Adornetto knows how teen hearts beat,You see, this is the obvious bait I m not going to take it I m going to walk away and move on to the next sentence, because if I were to even get started on how much of an insult this is to teenagers and really every human being on the planet I wouldn t be able to stop And none of us want that.So instead I m going to take this the literal way and say that I hope Adornetto knows about the blood pumping processes of the heart, teenage or otherwise Because that would at least ensure that she has the basic biological knowledge of a third grader Bethany, an angel sent to Earth, and her mortal boyfriend, Xavier, have been to Hell and back But now their love will be put to its highest test yet, as they defy Heavenly law and marry.I mean, really, this is literally the stupidest thing I ve read all week It just, I can t, I can t do it It hurts when I think about this for too long.I really can t understand whyI just don thelpOkay, I m going to try to make logic out of this.So I guess Adornetto is trying to go for the Nephilim thing here But the problem is, and I m not positive, the reason why God didn t want any angels marrying humans is because they always had kids and those kids were Nephilim.So, to me at least, it seems that as long as Bethie and Xavier agree to adopt nobody should really give a shit.And it s not like, even in the bible, you saw God getting all flustered about the whole thing I mean he kind of let them do it anyway, right, so it must not have been that big of a deal They don t tell Beth s archangel siblings, Gabriel and Ivy, but the angels know soon enough, and punishment comes in a terrifying form the Sevens, who are rogue angels bent on keeping Beth and Xavier apart, destroying Gabriel and Ivy, and darkening angelic power in the heavens.Wait, okay, what, this is the part where it really starts to not make sense.If the Sevens are rogue.And the rogue are, like, not with God I assume that s why they re labelled as rogue And God is not with Xavier and Bethie getting married.Shouldn t the Sevens not care And even if I ve got it all wrong, and the Sevens are really with God, there is still no reason as to why it s such a big deal Who caresOh god, no pun intended, I just can t understand why anyone gives a fuck It s just so hard for me to care, why would they Don t they have important things to do with their time than dabble in the lives of two very annoying brats AND IF THE SEVEN ARE BENT ON DARKENING ANGELIC POWER THEN, UH, DISOBEYING GOD WOULD BE A REALLY GOOD PLACE TO START WITH THAT The only way Bethany and Xavier can elude the Sevens is to hide in the openWhat the fuck HOW DOES THIS MAKE ANY SENSE The only way they can evade the Sevens is to HIDE IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AOGJ LERABIVAP ,O KJETHAJO,O I DON T UNDERSTAND HELP Gabriel and Ivy set them up at college, where they can t reveal their relationship,HUH WHY Look if there are a group of dangerous angels on your tail then NOT MAKING KISSY FACES AT EACH OTHER EVERY FIVE SECONDS ISN T GOING TO HELP THEM FROM FIGURING OUT WHO YOU ARE.And they could very, very easily just have a relationshipINPRIVATELIKE OTHER PEOPLE WHO CAN T BE TOGETHER IN PUBLIC DOEVERY DAYWHY AM I EVEN ARGUING LOGIC WITH THIS BOOKAND WHY AM I TALKING IN CAPS AND NOT USING ANY PUNCTUATIONUGHSORRY Will Bethany be called back to Heaven forever and face leaving the love of her life OH MY GOD WHO GIVES A SHIT.First of all we built the entire fucking synopsis up to this pathetic ending and sad excuse for a conflict trust me, I know it s hard to write conflict, but this just sucks Second of all every single problem Bethie and Xavier face could be simply enough solved or doesn t make any logical sense.Third of all THAT ISN T ANY REAL CONFLICT.I mean okay lookIt s like either she s called back to Heaven or she isn t.Either God tells her to bring her feathery tail back up to the clouds or he doesn t.THAT ISN T CONFLICT.THAT ISN T EVEN A CHOICE THAT BETHANY HAS TO MAKE, HOW IS THAT CONFLICT.WHY AM I STILL TRYING TO ARGUE LOGIC INTO THIS BOOK.WHY AM I ANGRY THAT THIS WHOLE SERIES IS A HUGE GLOP OF BORING BULLSHIT WRITTEN BY AN UNINTELLIGENT UNEDUCATED PERSON WHO S PRESENTED AS A SPOKESPERSON FOR ALL TEENAGERSI MEAN I WENT THROUGH THIS WHOLE THINGWHEN I READ HADESAND NOW I M DOING IT AGAINLIKE A SICK CYCLEUGHAs of 4 10 2012 EXTRA EXTRA BIG WARNING DUE TO EXCESS OF TROLLS THE FOLLOWING CONSISTS OF SWEARING, HATE DIRECTED TOWARDS THE HALO SERIES BY ALEXANDRA ADORNETTO, GENERAL DISTASTE FOR PEOPLE WHO RATED THE BOOK FIVE STARS BEFORE THE COVER HAD EVEN CAME OUT YET, GIFS, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY SWEARING AND ANGER.IF YOU LIKE THE HALO SERIES IN ANY WAY YOU SHOULD PROBABLY NOT CONTINUE IF YOU RE LOOKING FOR A TASTEFUL, CLEAN PRE REVIEW OF THIS BOOK THEN YOU SHOULD NOT PROCEED IF YOU ARE UNDER 12 THEN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY NOT PROCEED Not like I can stop you if you are under 12 and decide to proceed anyway, though MOST IMPORTANTLY, IF YOU ARE A FAN OF THE HALO SERIES DO NOT PROCEED AT ALL AND IF YOU DO PROCEED ANYWAY, NO LECTURING ON HOW GREAT OF A WRITER ADDIE IS AND HOW I NEED TO STFU, M KAY M KAY Warning Will be flipping out Halo does things to meHOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCKEDY FUCK.Why, why, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY IS THIS MONSTER RATED SO HIGH THE SHIT HASN T EVEN COME OUT YET To combat all of the morons rating this book five or so stars before the motherfucking cover is even released, I ll be rating this bastard one, one, A SINGULAR star even though I wish I could give it NOTHING You get NOTHING You LOSE GOOD DAY, SIR STOP RATING BOOKS YOU HAVEN T READ, PEOPLE ESPECIALLY BOOKS IN CRAPPY, PREACHY, NASTY SERIES S LIKE THIS cries In this bloody creature of a series, I wish the average rating was fucking ONE STAR so there would be TRUTH about this THING everywhere on the planet crying even crying RAAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHH FUCKING PIECE OF ROTTING BULLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT AHAAAHAAAAHAAAAAHHAAAA HAHAAAHAAA You see what this series has done to me.It s driven me crazy 0.0 WHHHHYYY WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHHHHHYYYYEEEEE FUCK THE WORLD DXUpdate 3 21 12I just read the synopsis Is this for real Really REALLY So, in order to remain safe from some oooh scary angels, Bethany and Xavier go to college Oh sure, just blow 100,000 and party and whatnot I am working my ASS off just to afford the first year You know what, fuck you You are going to college to hide while I am trying to go to college to LEARN and to better my FUCKING LIFE GODMOTHERFUCKINGDAMMIT sorry, it s that time of the year when I am impatiently waiting to hear from the rest of the colleges I applied to and researching thousands of scholarships It s a stressful time I am so glad I am not reading this shit I hope Bethany gets what she s always wanted and gets her wings ripped off so that she can stay with Xavier as a mortal and DIE BAHAHAHAHAHA XDEdit 4 1 12 stares at cover Is Is this for real Is this the actual cover..BAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA snorts AHAHAHA falls on the ground and kicks feet in the air Teeheehee Oh my god Ha, ha, heh That seals it, there is no god damn way I am getting this I was worried that if the cover was too beautiful that I would have to get it But this cover points at cover and laughs Just go away You are killing me Edit 8 1 12So I read the first chapter because a friend of mine gave me a link to it At first, I didn t even want to read it I had sworn that I would not even glance in this hideous book s direction, that I would plug my ears and sing, La la la la if anyone mentioned it s name.However, curiosity got the better of me.UGH.Yet, in a way, I am glad I read the first chapter It helped me see what direction the book will go, and I do NOT want to go down the same path with this shit.So its starts out where Hades left off There is an earthquake, the ring falls to the floor, and Bethany is preparing to be sent back to Heaven or whatever.But then the earthquake stops, and everything is honey dorey.Are you kidding me Hades left us hanging on an oh so intense moment where we think something bad is going to happen, then its just ends But I suppose I expected this Ally has a thing for over dramatizing every little thing when, in reality, nobody gives a flying fuck.After the little, Oh it was just a warning tremor from God or whatever, no biggie Xavier and Bethany go to the church to get married I noticed that the writing improved, but I still found myself skipping paragraphs and details here and there Does the author have to explain every action of the characters and detail of the surroundings I think I get the picture, Ally I have imagination, you know So Father Mel holds the ceremony, and woohoo, Bethany and Xavier are married I got up from the computer at that point and asked myself, Do I dare continue with this atrocity I noticed I didn t have much longer to go, so I took a deep breath and continued on reading Then it finally started to get interesting A Grim Reaper holding a scythe comes marching into the church At first, I am all like, Cool since I am a huge fan of Death and the Grim Reaper I am hopping up and down in my chair, hoping that the Reaper has come to take Bethany or Xavier s soul or maybe both, since I equally hate them and exact punishment on them But then the Grim Reaper turns on Father Mel, basically blaming him that Bethany got married to a mortal He takes Father Mel s soul, and leaves the real culprits behind.WHAT THE FUCK I hate this Grim Reaper Why did he have to take it out on poor Father Mel Bethany is to blame She started this whole mess I JUST DON T GET IT AAAAAAGRRAAAJNGONDOGNINAISFN I WANT HER TO DIIIIIEEEEEE So I am done I can t I just can t Reading that first chapter completely sealed it Done Finito I hate Bethany so much it makes me want to tear my hair out I despise Xavier with a passion that I did not know I could ever feel And I can no longer tolerate this stupid, pointless, aggravating, insulting, blasphemous, horrible, atrocious series any longer This is the reason I no longer carry hope for the YA genre, when books like these get published and idolized, when people with actual talent get dismissed or ignored I will not read this thing I never will I already have an ending tot his series, and I am sticking to it.MY version of the conclusion to this series God You are no longer fit to be my messenger I strip you of your powers, your wings, and your place in Heaven Bethany Nooooooooooooo She gets banished, her get ripped off, and she is sent back to Earth as a mortal Xavier Beth What happened Bethany I am no longer an angel sobs briefly I am like you now We can be together, and grow old.Xavier We can Oh, Beth We will be together till then end.Bethany Yes, and we A bus runs over her After that, she gets trampled by stampeding cows Then, a group of bicyclists speed over her crumpled body She dies Xavier Nooooooooo Why, God, why Xavier gets struck by lightning He dies God That will shut him up The End

Alexandra Emily Adornetto was born on the 18th of April 1992 in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia She is the only child of an English Teacher and a Drama Teacher and attended, in her own words, many schools including MacRobertson Girls High School, Ruyton Girls School and Eltham College She has loved stories for as long as she can remember In 2006, she won the State Legacy Public Speaking

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  • 419 pages
  • Heaven
  • Alexandra Adornetto
  • English
  • 14 December 2019
  • 9780312656287

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