Queen Move

n The boy who always felt like mine is now the man I can t have n n nDig a little and you ll find photos of me in the bathtub with Ezra Stern nGet your mind out of the gutter We were six months old nPry and one of us might confess we saved our first kiss for each other nThe most clumsy, wet, sloppy

Rock Bottom Girl

n You may be faking the relationship, but you re not faking the orgasms n Downsized, broke, and dumped, 38 year old Marley sneaks home to her childhood bedroom in the town she couldn t wait to escape twenty years ago Not much has changed in Culpepper The cool kids are still cool Now they just

The Unteachables

What happens when the worst class of kids in school is paired with the worst teacher n nThe Unteachables are a notorious class of misfits, delinquents, and academic train wrecks Like Aldo, with anger management issues Parker, who can t read Kiana, who doesn t even belong in the class or any class

Not So Nice Guy

Oh my god Who is that nI get asked this question a lot n Oh him I reply That s just Ian n nJust Ian is the biggest understatement of the century nJust the Mona Lisa Just the Taj Mahal Just Ian, with his boring ol washboard abs and dime a dozen dimpled smile n nJust Ian is just my best fr